nickel
BITCH ME TOO!! The fuck?
me agreeing with someone (via lohanthony)

chariczard:

A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me

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dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

boy48:

Ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill

And I began to let him go. Hour by hour. Days into months. It was a physical sensation, like letting out the string of a kite. Except that the string was coming from my center.
Augusten Burroughs, You Better Not Cry (via durianquotes)

phantomrose96:

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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watching an ongoing series where the plot’s become embarassing and boring but still being attached to the story and its characters

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the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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